Bravo! To the Bravo network and to the women sooooo desperate to be on TV and to get a check that once again we have a group of sisters acting a damn ass on television.
Now, let me say this, I’m no sister souljah, you know I like my shenanigans as much as the next person but this Married to Medicine show is off the chain ignorant.
Here you have this supposedly elite group of women who are doctors and/or married to doctors and they all are supposed to carry themselves a certain way because after all they are the wives of doctors, yet these bitches, yes bitches are on television acting like they never had shit a day in their lives.
Let me break the characters down for you in case you’re a little lost. You have Toya Bush-Harris, Mariah Huq, Quad Lunceford-Webb, Kari Wells who are all married to doctors and then you have the only two females that are actually doctors, OB/GYN’s to be exact, Dr. Jacqueline Walters and Dr. Simone Whitmore.
Toya Bush-Harris, messy ass black chick from Detroit who is married to a doctor, and you can tell never had shit, so she clings to the only white woman on the show Kari who is married to a surgeon. Kari who describes Toya as “rough around the edges but a good person,” has the most condescending, snooty, asshole character I’ve ever seen on a person. She might as well be a corpse her personality is so damn dead. But I guess her “character” is supposed to be that of this high class Caucasian woman who speaks French and loves everyone including these cantankerous black chicks who obviously lucked up on doctor peen.
Okay so then you have Mariah Huq who is married to a surgeon as well. He adopted her daughter who she had when she was in the hood probably tossin it up for packs of Remy and she done came up, got her a doctor from Bangladesh, had his son and got married and I am not mad….however, if you watched this show with your eyes closed you would think that she was a drag queen by the way she talks. Everything is yes honey, I am here chile, girl what is the tea, the shade, ooh yeah fried chicken, grits, gravy, syrup sandwiches. I mean this bitch has money but no class, none! And then you have Mariah’s best friend Quad and that Lebron James hair line thing going on. Quad is married to a psychiatrist and Kari is always throwing shade at her for that, because her husband is not a surgeon aka a real doctor. Quad too is from the hoods of Memphis, and she is giving us K. Michelle ghetto girl bullshit, I mean its just crazy, the dialogue between her and Mariah with the fake, drag queen, gay man jargon. It’s so forced, so annoying, how they talk in 3rd person and address one another as Ms. Quad, Ms. Mariah, Ms. Toya miss this miss that, man miss me with this bullshit.
Then you have Mariah’s mother and sister who are hood as hell and they proved it on last night’s show when they jumped messy ass Toya in Kari’s house during a party that she and Mariah were throwing for their husbands. Toya apparently was talking shit about Mariah’s daughter being adopted by her husband in the salon and Mariah, her old ass mama and her sister caught fade last night!!!
Okay, so Mariah never told her daughter that her husband was not her real father so she was pissed when she found out when Toya was having beauty shop gossip about her situation. Yet she is on television fighting over the fact that Toya was discussing it in the salon. Hmmm, okay, you think the daughter knows now?
Dr. Simone, a quirky, down to earth, cool ass woman with class plays the middle man. You can tell she has some shit with her but she plays it safe by checking the women for being ratchet but still hangs around them. It seems as if she didn’t have an ally in Dr. Jackie, she would jump in that pool of messy ass first. Dr. (Jackie) Jacqueline Waters, who is my favorite of the show because she is poised, saddity with reason, well-spoken, well rounded and all around classy will not be on the show for long. I see her getting pissed, embarrassed and walking off the show with Kim Zolceiak to Sweety fucks to give about the shenanigans of this show.
These networks are so thirsty to have a reality show on their roster that they will put out anything! I really thought Married to Medicine was going to be based on the lives of professional women and their day to day hustle, not a bunch of hood rats who lucked up on professional peen and don’t know how to act.
Over all, Married to Medicine first of all needs to be renamed Married to the Medicine Cabinet because these bitches are tacky, crazy, low class and just all around too old to talk, walk, think, act and be the kinds of women that they are. I understand its television and so you have to put on a show but you bitches belong on the greatest show on earth, the circus not on television.
Watches these grown ass bitches brawling in ball gowns:
-ByAyanaEllis
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