Now, many folks will boof drugs (shove them up their ass) to hide it from police. However, Florida man Patterson Stokes is charged with putting more than $1,000 cash where the sun don’t shine.
Stokes, 26, was pulled over by the authorities for speeding. Due to the smell of weed emanating from the vehicle, the deputy who pulled him over conducted a search. The cop found 197 grams of methamphetamine, crack rock and 4 grams of heroin. Also found was a small scale, a small amount of weed and a sizable sum of cash. There was also a 7-month-old child in the car at the time of the search.
The NY Daily News reports:
However, when deputies later showed up to collect the money Stokes had on him, they discovered the cash was gone. Stokes allegedly claimed it had already been collected.
That’s when deputies noticed a couple of $20 bills spilling out from his — how do we put this delicately? — buttocks.
The Marion County Sheriff’s Office wrote on its Facebook page:
“After a necessary but undesirable process for everyone involved, MCSO Detention Deputies located $1,090.00 in U.S. currency hidden in Stokes’ rectum. Judging from Stokes’ mug shot, he looks pretty “bummed” about the whole situation…”
Stokes faces a litany of charges, including smuggling contraband into a detention facility, trafficking methamphetamine, trafficking heroin, possession of cocaine with the intent to sell, manufacture or deliver, possession of marijuana and possession of drug equipment.
SMH
Read here about the Bronx man busted with over 1,400 boofed bags of heroin.
